I was in the coffee shop the other day looking at the food inside the glass case when it struck me: Aren't muffins just ugly cupcakes! Sure, they try and sprinkle sugar on the top, but that’s not enough. Do you think while the muffins are all huddled together on the shelf, they are whispering to each other about what a bunch of stuck up bi%$&es the cupcakes are? If you don’t believe me, consider the following:
- Seinfeld didn’t do a show on why no one likes the bottoms of cupcakes.
- They don’t have to add nuts, fruit or more sugar to cupcakes to get people to eat them.
- Have you ever seen a whole wheat cupcake?
- Nobody says that a girl in low cut jeans has a “cupcake top”. (btw, could there be anything better for a young girl’s rock-solid self confidence like a pair of jeans that can make a 6 foot tall, 106 pound model look fat.)
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