I ask you, how useless is a kazoo? It's as much a musical instrument as that damn clicking toy that comes in a happy meal. People who play the kazoo get smack talked by recorder players!! And speaking of useless, remember that it takes an act of Congress to get your own "national" day.
I present to you, fellow senators, National Kazoo day. All in favor? So SUCK ON THAT, recorder boy!!!
I'm a 42 year old father of 3 who over-acts in children's church a couple of times a month and yells at incompetent referees in the spring and fall. I don't care that it's 13 year old's playing recreational soccer, how am I going to correct all of the shortcomings of MY childhood if everyone around me doesn't try harder !!!
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