Ever since we were all little kids, we have been taught to watch our hands after we go to the potty. So the other day after I went tinkle, I started washing my hands as usual and I started to think: "Wouldn't it make more sense to wash my hands BEFORE I went pee pee."Think about it. I know that "Lil Rob" took a shower this morning with plenty of hot water and soap and then has spent the day comfortably resting in total isolation in his 100% cotton brief home. On the other hand, my hands have had to deal with three children, a dog, the dishes, the trash and any other assortment of potential bacterial nightmares. In fact, if "Lil Rob" didn't spend a large majority of his day focused on trying to accomplish one very specific activity (regardless of how small the odds), I would argue that he would demand that my hands wash themselves before diving in there and "taking him for a walkiez".
Well, as you know, I am not just about reporting the facts, I am about getting you the answers. I therefore encourage you to join my new organization PETG (People for the Ethical Treatment of Genitalia) as we start a change in the way America goes to the restroom. The Golden Rule: Wash your hands BEFORE and AFTER you go potty. That way "Lil Rob" and others will receive the fair treatment they so richly deserve.
As always, I hope that this has been informative, possibly entertaining and at least has made your life richer for the experience.
Good night and God bless.
